I've always wanted to use that line.

[madbaker]

I called the local bookstore to order a book coming out next month.

Person:	May I have your name?
Me:	madbaker (using my first name).
Person:	The madbaker?
Me:	No, just a madbaker. I come in six-packs.

(Bonus points if you correctly place the line, but not very many. It's an easy reference.)

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[madbaker.livejournal.com]

Well, yes.
They know my name at the bookstore because, sadly, I'm one of their best customers. And I usually order ahead of time.